Wednesday, 28 December 2022

Countdown to Christmas: Day 6


Today's post is late going up and very short. The only thing on today's list is my advent tea, and I didn't even get chance to drink that on the 6th. Hopefully, I'll get caught up a bit before the big day (though I'm not counting on it)!

Advent Tea



Today's advent tea from my Bird and Blend Tea calendar was Earl Grey Creme!

Friday, 23 December 2022

Countdown to Christmas: Day 5


Another belated Christmas blog for me, with some tea, some earrings and a delicious festive meal!

Advent Tea



Today's advent tea from my Bird and Blend Tea calendar was PiƱa Colada!

Christmas Earrings



Today's Christmas earrings were a pair of red jingle bells!

Dinner at Bundobust



I had such a lovely evening with a friend at Bundobust in Manchester tonight. We tried out Bundobust's festive menu, and I can confirm that sprout bhaji with cranberry chutney is the new taste of Christmas for me.

Countdown to Christmas: Day 4


Another Christmas Countdown blog post from me. It's not the longest post I've done, but that's because I was gearing up for a big week of work before our big December holiday!

Advent Tea



Today's advent tea from my Bird and Blend Tea calendar was Snowball Hot Cocoa!

Christmas Earrings



Today's Christmas earrings were these cheeky-looking Santas!

Litter-Pick in the Park




We were at the monthly Friends of Crumpsall Park litter-pick today. Not festive in itself, but it did give us the opportunity to enjoy a lot of seasonal greenery that definitely had a strong Christmas vibe.

Countdown to Christmas: Day 3


Another day of celebrating the Christmas season, and another blog post that's a little late! It really was a very busy start to December!

Advent Tea



Today's advent tea from my Bird and Blend Tea calendar was Rhubarb and Custard!

Elf Bath Bomb



A festive bathtime with an elf bath bomb from Bomb Cosmetics!

Ghost Stories at the Old Library





We had a fab night tonight at Levenshulme Old Library, listening to ghost stories by lantern-light, written and told by Richard V. Hirst, Adam Farrer, Melissa Wan and Marie Crook. Proper seasonal entertainment.

Countdown to Christmas: Day 2


Another belated Christmas blog post from me! It feels like the first part of December was a bit of a blur, but (not to jump ahead too much) we discovered later on the in the month why these seasonal blog posts are important to us, so I'm going to keep trying to catch up with them, even if it's posted a little after the fact.

Advent Tea



Catching up on my Bird and Blend Tea advent calendar... Day 2 was Chocolate Digestives!

Ninja Book Box Week 1






I opened the first lot of parcels from my Ninja Book Box advent calendar today. Advent Week 1 gave me Insignificance by James Clammer and a lovely little gift edition of 'The Gift of the Magi' by O. Henry!

Charlestown Age Friendly Benches Launch




Very much a 'work, but make it festive' thing today... I was at the launch of the Charlestown Age Friendly Benches this morning. I wasn't able to stay for all of it, but I did enjoy the Whitemoss Youth Club's hospitality (including soup and karate!).

Countdown to Christmas: Day 1


Our Year of Celebrating the Seasons has reached the big finale! It's time for the Countdown to Christmas! We have a lot of festive things planned for December, but also a lot of work things to do so I've not been able to keep on top of these blog posts in the same way as I have done for the other seasons. I think I'm probably going to have to splurge about 20 of them at the same time. Ah well!

Advent Calendars






 We take advent calendars very seriously in this house. Not least the cat, who has been staring at the cupboard door for 11 months now, waiting for the wonderful day when his advent calendar will appear. I make Rob's calendar each year - little letters in each of the drawers that are usually a story, but this year a puzzle. Rob got me a Bird and Blend Tea Co. calendar this year, and I also got a Ninja Book Box calendar for myself as well (with weekly, rather than daily, festive gifts).

Advent Tea



After all the work we put into getting the perfect advent calendars, I nearly ran out of time to open mine! Day 1 of my lovely Bird and Blend Tea calendar was Gingerbread Chai!

Christmas Earrings



It's the 1st December, so I got my Christmas earrings out today. My first pair were my white Christmas tree/reindeer combo.

Library Visit




We did our monthly visit to the Avenue Library today. Although that's not festive in itself, the library was decorated for Christmas, and I tried to get some vaguely seasonal books out (or, at least, books I'd like to read over the festive season).

Christmas Crisps




Since it's December, me and my brother decided to try something festive on our weekly game night. We had some of Tesco's festive crisps: Pigs in Blankets and... Christmas Pudding flavour??

Tuesday, 6 December 2022

My Year in Books 2022: November

Time for my penultimate book review post of the year. I'm a little bit last posting this, but at least there's a healthy number of titles on this month's list. As you'll see, most of them are library books, so maybe that's what has got me out of the cycle of short posts!

In case you're interested, here are my posts for the rest of the year: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September, October

Silverweed Road by Simon Crook (2022)


The first book on this list should really have been on last month’s, as it was one of my Halloween books. I didn’t quite finish it before I posted my October list, so I’ve included it on November’s instead. I got a copy of Silverweed Road as soon as it came out, because it looked like it would be a proper Halloween read. And it was! Although it’s a novel, it’s got the feel of an anthology horror film. Each chapter is a self-contained story, and each one is about a household on the eponymous cul-de-sac. The framing narrative is a blog written by a former police officer, recounting the mysterious occurrences on the road, as well as his failure to solve them. The reason why the book works so well is that each of the twelve chapters is a different kind of story, employing different horror tropes – this is what creates the anthology horror feel. So, we start off with a classic ‘don’t mess with jackdaws’ suburban horror, but elsewhere there’s some folk horror, a few ghosts, a very Tales of the Unexpected-esque story about a disreputable antiques dealer, a Faustian deal, a house that defies explanation, and so on. The novel draws on a lot of inspirations (some clearly stated, others more implicit), so it’s a fun read for genre fans. Ultimately, there is an explanation given, and I would probably have preferred a more open ending, but other than that, this one was perfect for the season!

The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August by Claire North (2014)


The next book on this month’s list was a library book. I read another book by Claire North this year (84K), and I really enjoyed it, so I had high hopes for this one. But I was also a bit trepidatious. It was clear that The First Fifteen Lives of Harry August shares a premise with Life After Life by Kate Atkinson, a book that I absolutely love. That premise is that the protagonist lives the same life over and over again – i.e. when they die, they immediately return to the time and place of their birth. Given how much I like Atkinson’s novel, I was worried North’s might not measure up. But I needn’t have worried… the two books (for all their shared premise) are very different. Atkinson’s novel is a character study, with its protagonist being an unexplained oddity who never quite gets to grips with her unusual version of immortality. North’s novel, on the other hand, is an adventure story. Harry August is not the only immortal person (called kalachakra or ouroboreans) in this world. There are clubs full of them, and (unlike Atkinson’s protagonist) they generally carry memories of previous incarnations through their subsequent lives. When Harry gets a message from the future (the mechanics of this make sense – don’t worry!) that the world is ending, he’s drawn into a plot to wipe out the kalachakra, which throws him into the path of someone that will become his nemesis for many lifetimes. I loved this book!

Jasmyn by Alex Bell (2009)


And another library book now (this is very much the theme of this year, isn’t it?) Jasmyn is a bit of an unexpected read. As the foreword warns, it really doesn’t develop in the direction you might be expecting. The eponymous Jasmyn is a young widow. Her husband Liam has died of an aneurysm, and when we first meet her she’s lost in the rawness of grief. However, some strange things have started to happen. The bodies of five black swans fall on Liam’s coffin at his funeral, and before long a strange (and rather threatening) man turns up at Jasmyn’s door. And that’s not to mention the unexplained feud between Liam and his brother Ben, which no one around Jasmyn wants to talk about. The book begins with hints of something potentially supernatural surrounding Liam’s life and death, and I guess that is what transpires. But the sort of ‘supernatural’ here isn’t quite what I was expecting. When the blurb says it’s a ‘magical story’, that really is what you get from Jasmyn. Without giving too many spoilers, this is a book where magic and fairy tale intrude into the contemporary ‘real’ world. Bell works a fine balance between the fantastic and the realistic – we’re supposed to believe in Jasmyn as a person who exists in our world, but we’re also asked to accept the existence of folkloric and fairy tale creatures. On the whole, this works really well, and the result is a compelling and quite charming tale.

The Dinner Guest by B.P. Walter (2021)


The next book – you guessed it – was another library book. This one was a bit more of straightforward domestic thriller, which is a genre I have very mixed feelings about! Charlie is a well-to-do (very well-to-do) Instagram influencer, who is married to Matthew and has an adopted son called Titus. One night, as they’re eating dinner, a woman who they barely know arrives at their house, stabs Matthew through the heart, calls the police and confesses to the crime. This is where the book starts, by the way – it’s not a spoiler! This premise was intriguing enough for me to put aside my reservations about the genre and give the book a go. Straightaway, I enjoyed the fragmented way the story unfolds. Chapters are told from different perspectives, and they jump back and forth between incidents before and after the murder, sometimes showing the same incident from different points-of-view. It’s quite clear from the start that Rachel (the mysterious dinner guest) might not actually have committed the murder, and it’s also quite clear that the men’s friendship with her might not be quite as it seems (but that’s probably a given for this type of novel!). Admittedly, the characters are incredibly posh, to the point of almost being unrelatable, and some of their motives are a bit hard to believe (some of the ‘reveals’ towards the end are a little difficult to swallow). But ultimately Walters’s storytelling style is interesting and entertaining enough to keep you reading until the end.

The Lie of the Land by Amanda Craig (2017)


And the next book was another library book (as if you needed telling), and a bit of a change of pace. The Lie of the Land is part thriller, part dark comedy, part slice-of-life tale of well-to-do middle class Londoners moving to Devon after losing their well-paid city jobs. Quentin and Lottie are getting divorced as a result of Quentin’s infidelity, but neither of them can afford to buy out the other’s half of their London home. They decide to rent the house out until they can find a buyer, and move to Devon while they wait. Lottie’s son (Quentin’s stepson) Xan gets a job in the local pie factory, and the couple’s two daughters join the local school. Quentin (a journalist) gets a gig writing a regular column about what it’s like moving to the countryside from London, and Lottie (an architect) tries to find work with local firms. The family have moved to an old farm house on the grounds of a manor house owned by world-famous rock musician, Gore Tore, but they soon find out it was the site of a grisly murder not long before they moved in. There’s a lot going on here, and it doesn’t always gel together perfectly. The grislier elements – and the melodramatic resolution of the murder plot – seem to belong to a different novel to the depictions of rural life and musings on the London housing market. It’s well-written, with some interesting elements, but it’s a bit inconsistent in its storytelling.

Things in Jars by Jess Kidd (2019)


And finally… it’s another library book! I picked this one up as I read another novel by Jess Kidd earlier this year, The Hoarder, and I really enjoyed it. I knew Things in Jars was a bit of a different type of story (and not necessarily the sort I usually read), but I liked Kidd’s writing style in The Hoarder, so I was hoping for more of the same. And that’s what I got! The book is set in the Victorian period (mostly in the 1860s, but with some flashbacks to the 1840s). Bridie Devine is an unconventional investigator, part consulting detective (working with Scotland Yard in an almost Holmesian way) and part forensic scientist (she uses techniques she learnt while apprenticed to a surgeon as a child). She is accompanied on her pursuits by a ghost of a boxer who she picks up in a graveyard one night, and her housekeeper/companion, the seven-foot-tall former circus performer Cora Butter. Bridie ends up on the trail of a missing child, who may well be something out of the ordinary. The novel takes in the grand macabre of Victorian London – sinister circuses, psychopathic surgeons, cabinets of curiosities and resurrectionists – with a stylish mixture of ghoulishness and whimsy. Kidd’s writing keeps things moving at a fair pace, pulling off the impressive feat of being both chilling and charming in equal measure. And some bits are incredibly chilling! (And some incredibly charming!). This one is a real page-turner, and a strong recommendation from me.

Thursday, 24 November 2022

Events in December 2022


Medieval Blackley Deer Park and its Aftermath
Friday 9th December
7.00-8.30pm
Castleton Literary and Scientific Society
I'll be giving a local history talk on the medieval deer park at Blackley, North Manchester, and its post-medieval history
Members and Non-Members Welcome - Information Link

Virtual Writing Retreat
Sunday 11th December
10.30-5.00pm
Hannah's Bookshelf
I'm hosting a online writing retreat for creative writers with writing exercises and structured writing sessions
Members Event

Winter Solstice Walk
Friday 23rd December
2.30-3.30pm
Friends of Bailey's Wood
I'll be leading a woodland walk in Bailey's Wood, North Manchester, to celebrate the Winter Solstice and share stories of the changing seasons
Booking Link

Interested in booking me for an event? Click here to find out more.

Events in November 2022


This is just something new I'm trying out, and I'm not sure if I'll stick with it or not. My pre-New Year's resolution is to boost the number of freelance gigs I'm doing, and I thought it might be an idea to post something about what events I'm doing each month, partly to keep track and partly so anyone who's looking to book a speaker/writer/workshop leader can see the sort of stuff I do. The plan is to post these in advance of each month, but obviously November is almost done now so this is more 'what I've done' than 'what I'm going to be doing'.

Booth Hall Before the Hospital
Thursday 3rd November
2.00-3.30pm
National Trust Manchester Centre
I'm giving a local history talk about Booth Hall in Blackley, North Manchester, from the Middle Ages to the beginning of the twentieth century
Members Event

Virtual Writing Retreat
Sunday 27th November
10.30-5.00pm
Hannah's Bookshelf
I'm hosting a online writing retreat for creative writers with writing exercises and structured writing sessions
Members Event

Dog Soldiers Screening
Wednesday 30th November
7.45-10.15pm
The Electric, Birmingham
I'll be introducing a screening of Dog Soldiers, as part of as part of In Dreams Are Monsters: A Season of Horror Films, a UK-wide film season supported by the National Lottery and BFI Film Audience Network
Booking Link

Interested in booking me for an event? Click here to find out more.

Monday, 14 November 2022

3 Minute Santas is back for its sixth sparkling year!


It's time to submit your festive flash fiction to be played on Hannah’s Bookshelf this December!

Can you tell a festive story in just 3 minutes? Want to have your work played on the radio? This Christmas, I’m once again looking for festive (not necessarily Christmas) flash fiction from around the world for inclusion on Hannah’s Bookshelf, the weekly literature show on North Manchester FM.

On Saturday 17th December, I’ll be playing a selection of my favourite 3 Minute Santas on the show (broadcast on FM and on digital). Want to be part of it? Submit a recording via my website of your holiday-themed story (maximum 3 minutes) by midnight on Sunday 4th December.

All genres welcome – be they cosy, romantic, scary or sad. But ease off the swears – stories have to be radio friendly! All you need is a microphone and a story – the details of how to submit are on my website.

Please share this call with anyone who you think might be interested – I like to cast the net as wide as possible. My favourite 3 Minute Santas will be broadcast on Hannah’s Bookshelf at 2pm on Saturday 17th December, on digital radio and 106.6FM.

OUT NOW: Nightmare Fuel: Objects of Horror (Cloaked Press, 2022)

A new collection of short stories, featuring my story ‘Wireless’…


Sometimes it’s not what goes bump in the night, but what lurks in plain sight that is the true horror. Come along for the chills and thrills as these Cloaked Press authors explore the terrors of such seemingly mundane items as an antique desk, a television, or a cute little stuffed elephant. Find out the terrible truth of a macabre store for the wronged and a ‘magical’ elixir. These and many more frights await you. Not everything is as ordinary as it seems in Nightmare Fuel – Objects of Horror.

Contents:

'The Apparition' by Teel James Glenn
'Wireless' by Hannah Kate
'Heebie-Jeebies' by Gina Easton
'The Shrunken Head' by Derek Muk
'Mr Mongo’s Fanciful Elixir' by Glenn Dungan
'Tattie Bogle' by M.J. McClymont
'Jessica' by Elizabeth Guilt
'The Alternative-To-Candy Halloween House' by Nancy Pica Renken
'The Chimes' by Jim Mountfield
'Dead Man’s Crown' by Barend Nieuwstraten III
'Sacrasenia' by Eowen Valk
'And Good Dreams Will Come To You' by Cheryl Zaidan
'The Mirror of Bokor' by Sarah Lapalme
'The Cost' by Victory Witherkeigh
'Jo-Jo' by Frederick Pangbourne

For more information, or to buy a copy of the book, please visit the Cloaked Press website.

Monday, 7 November 2022

My Year in Books 2022: October

It's a little late, but here's my list of books I read for fun in October. I've decided not to include the books I chose for my October readalong and story-a-day, because I feel like I talked about them a lot throughout the month! And I haven't included the Halloween book that I started in October, but didn't finish till the first week in November (that one can go on next month's post). That leaves three novels to talk about in this month's post.

In case you're interested, here are my posts from the rest of the year: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August, September

The Temple House Vanishing by Rachel Donohue (2020)


The first one on this month’s list is another library book. Again, this is one I picked because my quick glance at the blurb was intriguing (I didn’t know anything else about it before I started). Donohue’s novel is told through two different narrators and times. In the present, a journalist begins to investigate a twenty-five-year-old disappearance. And then in sections set twenty-five years earlier, we see events that led to that disappearance. Louisa is a scholarship pupil at a prestigious Catholic boarding school. Although she doesn’t fit in well with her fellow pupils (or the nuns who teach them), she immediately falls into the orbit of an enigmatic girl called Victoria and a charismatic teacher called Mr Lavelle. As we know from the start, Louisa and Mr Lavelle are going to disappear (the ‘vanishing’ of the title), and Victoria is going to be left with unresolved issues (is it guilt? or heartbreak?) as a result. I have to say, though the book is well-written, the story isn’t particularly original. There are shades of a lot of other poor-student-at-an-elite-school fiction here, and the revelations that come at the end aren’t a huge surprise. I guessed quite a bit of the ending early on. That said, I enjoyed the character of Victoria and the explanation towards the end as to what was really going on with her was plausible in a kind of chilling way. Overall, this one is readable and quite enjoyable, but it didn’t set my world on fire.

Slade House by David Mitchell (2015)


Aside from the books I chose for my October readalong and my story-a-day, I had two books lined up for Halloween reading this month (though I only finished one in October… the other will have to wait until November’s post, as I didn’t quite finish it before the 31st!). I can’t remember how I stumbled on Slade House, as I’ve not read any of Mitchell’s other fiction, but I think it probably popped up on a list of suggested seasonal reading somewhere. The book begins in 1979, with a young boy called Nathan Bishop being taken to attend a party at the eponymous house by his mother. As soon as they arrive, it’s clear that there’s some off about it all, and we fall Nathan’s perspective as he falls deeper and deeper into a bad thing. The book then moves to 1988, and then 1997, and so on, giving us short little stories about the various people who have visited Slade House and encountered the bad thing. I have very mixed feelings about this one. In places, the writing was just so good, and I found myself completely immersed in the prose. On the other, it doesn’t really work as a ‘horror’ novel (despite having all the trappings of one), as the bad thing never really grabbed me, and it certainly never scared or unsettled me. The other frustrating thing, for me, was that the antagonists had a Bond-villain tendency to give lengthy exposition to their victims before dispatching them.

A User's Guide to Make-Believe by Jane Alexander (2020)


This next book was another library book, and for once I’m pretty sure I know why I picked this one! The blurb suggests a sort of Black Mirror-type tale about virtual reality gone band. And that’s exactly what it is! Alexander’s novel follows Cassie, a former employer of Imagen, the tech company behind the wildly popular VR experience ‘Make-Believe’. At the novel’s opening, Cassie is persona non grata at Imagen, as she has misused her Make-Believe account (breaking the strict user limits on how much time can be spent ‘Believing’). She attends an addiction support group, where she meets a fellow Make-Believe ‘addict’ – Lewis – who starts to convince her that there might be something going on with Imagen and their VR programme. What follows is an investigative thriller, with Cassie desperately trying to get to the truth (and there’s a very personal motivation to her quest, which I won’t explain here as it’s a bit of a spoiler). A User’s Guide to Make-Believe is definitely very readable and the pacing is spot on. Cassie’s character is interesting. I found her frustrating at times, but that’s mostly because she makes some questionable choices. And, given what she’s done to her own mind, that’s not exactly implausible! But the thing I really liked about this book was the way the more sinister side of Imagen is handled. Alexander avoids heavy-handed dystopia clichĆ©s in favour of a much more insidious and unsettling quality that feels worryingly believable. Overall, I really enjoyed this one.