Monday, 2 October 2023

31 Days of Halloween: Day 1


After a thoroughly horrible, brutal and bruising September, I've emerged with one plan and one plan only... Halloween. We're celebrating all month again, as is tradition. We've got quite a few things planned this year, as well as hoping for a few surprises. And our first day of festivities was a pretty good one. Here's to more fun in October!

Crumpsall Park Litter-Pick




This morning started off with the monthly Friends of Crumpsall Park litter-pick. Not very Halloween-y, but certainly autumnal as we were rained off. I did spot my first mushroom in the park though, so that's certainly seasonal!

Ghost Earrings



New Halloween earrings! Got these little ghosts from Pure and Simple (aka Gillian).

31 Halloween Films: Trick ’r Treat



We made a list of our top 31 Halloween films to watch this October, and we're going to choose the order of them at random. The random number generator didn't steer us wrong though, as we started off with Trick 'r Treat, which is a pretty perfect place to begin.

Halloween Gingerbread



Halloween gingerbread movie snack! (From Morrisons, not homemade!)

31 Halloween Films: Scream



Next on our Halloween list was Scream. What's your favourite scary movie?

31 Halloween Films: Hostel



Bit of a change of pace with our next Halloween film... Hostel!

Spite Crumble




We've got a bramble in our back garden that is utterly impossible to control. It's taller than most of the trees, and as sinister as a triffid. It seems determined to grow in a way that blocks the back door and we've both nearly lost eyes to it on more than one occasion. Well, enough's enough. If the evil bramble is here to stay, it can work for its living. This year, I harvested every last berry from the evil bugger out of spite, and Rob cooked it with flour we got from Walk Mill at Lammas. The bramble grew a weird tentacle last night as some sort of retaliation (probably nothing to worry about), but tonight we dined on Spite Crumble!

Ghostwritten



I started off my Halloween reading this year with Ghostwritten by Ronald Malfi. Books, apparently, can be deadly.

Saturday, 30 September 2023

My Year in Books 2023: September

I read a few books this month, mostly from the library. I have to admit, it was a bit of disappointing month when it came to reading, as most of the books I read didn't quite live up to expectations. There was one stand-out though, so that was nice.

If you're curious, here are my reviews from the rest of the year: January, February, March, April, May, June, July, August

What She Saw Last Night by M.J. Cross (2019)


The first book I read this month was a library book. I checked this one out because I’m a sucker for a train mystery, though I was acutely aware from the design that this was likely to be more of a psychological thriller than a whodunnit (I know we shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but that font and layout is very genre-specific). According to the blurb, the premise is that a woman called Jenny boards a sleeper train to Scotland. During the night, another passenger is killed and Jenny discovers the body. She alerts the guards, and also lets them know that there’s no sign of the woman’s young daughter. But it turns out… there’s no record of the little girl being on the train. The woman didn’t book for a child to travel with her, and there’s CCTV evidence to show that she boarded alone. Did Jenny imagine the child? or is there something more sinister going on? The set-up is great, but sadly this book really doesn’t deliver what you might expect. It’s actually neither a psychological thriller nor a whodunnit. It’s an action thriller, with much of the second half devoted to chases, violent confrontations and increasingly convoluted and far-fetched organized crime plots. The puzzle of the unidentified dead woman and the mysterious missing child is resolved early on, and the rest of the story focuses on Jenny’s plan to reveal and take down the bad guys. This one was a bit of a disappointment.

Worst Idea Ever by Jane Fallon (2021)


Another library book… and another book I judged by its cover, which I thought looked pretty jaunty. It’s not my genre of choice, but I thought I’d give it a go. The book is about Georgia, a relatively content woman in her 40s who lives with her husband Nick and teenaged twins, and who writes and illustrates children’s books. Georgia’s best friend is Lydia, who is single and very pretty, but lives an unfulfilled life and posts too many aspirational pictures on Instagram. Lydia is a talented artist and writer – indeed, Georgia believes Lydia is far more talented than her – but she’s had no professional success with her work. When Lydia decides to sell some of her art online, Georgia decides to set up a fake Twitter account to praise her and give her some confidence to keep going. Unfortunately, Lydia quickly becomes ‘friends’ with ‘Patricia’ (the fake account) and starts to talk about Georgia. When Lydia reveals a secret about Georgia’s marriage, everything becomes a lot less fun. This one was a lot less fluffy than I thought it would be. Georgia and Lydia’s friendship is a longstanding one, but it’s more complex than you might imagine. Lydia’s parents died when she was young, and Georgia’s family became a surrogate family for her as she was grieving. Although we’re focused on the who-said-what-on-Twitter antics of the present day, there’s a much sadder story underneath about a friendship forged in trauma that was never quite as solid as it seemed.

Wrong Place Wrong Time by Gillian McAllister (2022)


I bought this one in the supermarket on impulse, which isn’t something I’ve done much recently. It looked intriguing, though I’m not sure that instinct has been steering me right this month. The book begins with the protagonist Jen waiting up for her teenaged son Todd to come home after a night out. But something very bad happens. She sees a man approach Todd and then, without warning, her son pulls a knife out and stabs the stranger to death. In the immediate aftermath, Jen is bewildered and her husband Kelly is angry. Todd won’t explain why he did what he did, but no one can deny that he did do it. You’d be forgiven for thinking this book is going to be a mother’s journey into understanding her son’s secret life of crime, or a We-Need-to-Talk-About-Todd exploration of nature/nurture and the creation of a criminal. It’s neither of those things. Because, when Jen wakes up the morning after the arrest, it’s actually the morning before the arrest. Todd is still at home and apparently happy, with no indication of what’s to come. Yes! This is a time-loop mystery novel! And a really good one! Each time Jen wakes up, she’s moved further back in time, allowing her to work out exactly where the root cause of Todd’s crime lies. McAllister does an admirable job of planting backward clues, and the whole thing has a really satisfying resolution. And then it has a tiny epilogue that is awesome. Loved it!

The Satsuma Complex by Bob Mortimer (2022)


And back to my library books… this one is the debut novel by Bob Mortimer, and so I just had to read it. The blurb promised a ‘noirish’ story with the absurd and surrealist humour we might expect from the author. The protagonist is Gary, a rather mundane man who works for a solicitor’s. Gary meets a girl in a pub one day, but she leaves before he can get her name. Gary is quite taken with the girl, but the only thing he knows about her is the title of the book she was reading: The Satsuma Complex. When he discovers that his friend Brendan has disappeared, and that the police believe he’s the last person to see Brendan alive, Gary gets drawn into a rather convoluted mystery, which sees him attempt to track down ‘Satsuma’ and work out what has happened to his friend. There are mystery USB sticks, dodgy policemen and some odd conversations with squirrels as he does so. I really did want to love this one, as I’m a long-time fan of Bob Mortimer’s comedy, but it all fell a bit flat for me. It was absolutely fine, but I guess I was expecting something more than ‘fine’ with this one. The novel form doesn’t really fit with Mortimer’s usual style of comedic storytelling, so it all felt kind of watered down, and the plot was a bit lacklustre. I enjoyed it, but I didn’t love it. And I guess I wanted to love it.

The Heights by Louise Candlish (2021)


And another library book! I’ve read a couple of Candlish’s other books, so I had a good idea what I was going to get with this one. The book is initially narrated by Ellen, a woman who has signed up for a memoir-writing class for victims of violent crime (and so her narration contains stylistic elements of memoir). Ellen’s world has been upturned at the start of the book because, while working at a client’s property, she spots someone in the window of a neighbouring building and recognizes him. But it doesn’t make any sense, because not only has the young man in question been dead for a couple of years, Ellen was the one who killed him. Obviously, this isn’t possible, so part of the book’s storyline is about explaining how Kieran, the young man in question, can be walking around when he’s meant to be dead. More importantly, it’s also about explaining what happened in the past that took Ellen to the point of wanting to kill a teenager. The second part of the book switches perspectives, so that we now see things from Ellen’s husband’s POV. I think that might have been my favourite bit of the story, as I enjoyed the way we revisited incidents from the first part, but with a very different take. Overall, the story is quite compelling and there are a few surprises, but I didn’t enjoy it as much as the author’s other books as it’s just not quite as gripping.

Events in October 2023


Why Isn't Failsworth in Manchester?
Tuesday 3rd October
2.00-3.00pm
Failsworth Townswomen's Guild
I'm giving a local history talk on the history of Failsworth and incorporation
Members Event

Park Write - Spooky Season
Saturday 14th October
2.00-5.00pm
Friends of Crumpsall Park
I'm hosting a spooky creative writing workshop in Crumpsall Park, using the park as inspiration for creativity
Booking Link

Virtual Writing Retreat
Sunday 15th October
10.30–5.00pm
Hannah's Bookshelf
I'm hosting an online writing retreat for creative writers with writing exercises and structured writing sessions
Members Event

Bailey's Wood Ghost Stories Walk and Talk
Wednesday 18th October
11.00–12.30pm
Friends of Bailey's Wood
I'll be leading a gentle, social walk in the woods, telling some ghost stories along the way
Booking Link

Bailey's Wood Halloween Story Walk
Monday 23rd October
2.00-3.00pm
Friends of Bailey's Wood
I'll be leading a spooky, creative walk in the woods, suitable for all ages
Booking Link

Crumpsall Park Halloween Story Walk
Wednesday 25th October
11.00-12noon
Friends of Crumpsall Park
I'll be leading a spooky, creative walk around the park, suitable for all ages
Booking Link

Green Quarter's Eccentric Past: A Weird History Walking Tour
Wednesday 25th October
7.00-8.00pm
GRUB MCR
I'll be leading a weird history walk from Angel Meadow to Red Bank, sharing stories of the area's dark and peculiar past
Booking Link

A Nightmare on Nelson Street
Thursday 26th October
6.30-8.00pm
Pankhurst Centre
I'll be leading a weird history walk along Nelson Street, before returning to the Pankhurst Centre for cocoa and tales of the spookiest suffragettes
Booking Link

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Thursday, 31 August 2023

My Year in Books 2023: August

I didn't get a huge amount of time for reading in the first couple of weeks of the month, but I had a few days booked off for my birthday and I planned to spend most of that time reading (partly because I was a bit poorly on my birthday so couldn't be bothered going anywhere). In the end, I read three novels this month. It's a bit weird, as I read two of them over the course of a day and a half, and then the other one much later in the month. So, in a way, it doesn't feel like I read very much at all!

If you're interested, here are my posts from the rest of the year so far... January, February, March, April, May, June, July

The Twist of a Knife by Anthony Horowitz (2023)


You may have noticed from previous posts that I’m quite a fan of Anthony Horowitz’s mystery novels. I bought the fourth Hawthorne and Horowitz novel just before Christmas, but, as is my habit, I’ve been saving it for a treat. I decided to read it on my birthday, which means this is a borderline tradition, as I read Moonflower Murders (the book that cemented my love of Horowitz’s mystery novels) on my birthday a couple of years ago. If you’ve read Moonflower Murders, you’ll know that there’s a very special reason why someone born in August would enjoy reading it on their birthday. The Twist of a Knife doesn’t have that particular connection, but it does have a Christie-esque theatre-based mystery featuring the fictional character Anthony Horowitz. This time, Tony is preparing for the opening night of his play Mindgame, determined that he is not writing any more books about former detective Hawthorne – and he’s certainly not getting embroiled in solving any more mysteries with him. But, for all his determination, there is (of course!) a murder on the opening night. Theatre critic Harriet Thorsby is stabbed shortly after publishing a scathing review of Mindgame, and the police arrest Tony for the murder. And there’s only one man he knows who can clear his name… I enjoyed The Twist of a Knife greatly, though I’m not sure it’s the most intricate mystery in the series. It’s still a very fun read though, and apparently there will be more to come!

Girls of Little Hope by Dale Halvorsen and Sam Beckbessinger (2023)


The next book I read this month was one of the novels in my most recent Abominable Books subscription box. The cover was pretty cool, and the blurb looked like it might be up my street, so I thought I’d give this one a go next. The book is set in 1996, in a small California town called Little Hope. Three best friends, Donna, Kat and Rae, decide to kill some time by investigating some of the weird stories about their town (rumours of a lost mine, and a decade-old tragedy). They go out into the woods and find a strange cave… but only Donna and Rae return alive, and neither of them have any real memory of what happened. Kat’s mother, Marybeth, is frantic to find out what happened to her daughter, and there are extracts from Kat’s diary to help the reader understand more about life in Little Hope. HOWEVER… this is a horror novel, not a mystery novel, and so while the set-up might make us think it’s going to go in one direction, it’s a bait-and-switch. That is not the direction we’re going to travel at all. It’s probably best that I stop there, as anything else would be a spoiler. Suffice to say, you need to expect the unexpected with this one, and try to remember the genre you’re reading! I enjoyed this one – the writing is engaging and immersive, and the story is intriguing. It’s got a surprisingly charming ending too, which was unexpected!

The Murder Box by Olivia Kiernan (2021)


I got The Murder Box out of the library recently. Although it’s a police procedural, rather than a whodunnit, the blurb looked like it might be up my street. Detective Chief Superintendent Frankie Sheehan is sent a murder mystery game as, she believes, a birthday present. When she looks at the game properly though, she realizes its victim bears a creepy resemblance to a real missing person, a young woman called Lydia Callin who has just been reported missing by her flatmate. Frankie and her team investigate, and they’re drawn into the world of the ‘murder mystery game’ players. The team are also investigating a missing celebrity, Teddy Dolan, who disappeared a couple of months earlier. It’s clear early on that these cases are connected. There’s a lot to like about the premise of this one, but if I’m honest the execution didn’t quite live up to the promise. Ultimately, this is a fairly standard police procedural, with the ‘Murder Box’ stuff just window-dressing. The connections between the cases are made explicit from the start, and the focus shifts to the methods of investigation from then on (as you might expect from a police procedural). That said, there’s still a bit of mystery and a few surprises in store, and the good pacing means that it’s not a boring book to read. I don’t want this to seem like an overly negative review, as I knew from the start that it was not written in a genre I particularly enjoy!

Events in September 2023


Virtual Writing Retreat
Sunday 17th September
10.30–5.00pm
Hannah's Bookshelf
I'm hosting an online writing retreat for creative writers with writing exercises and structured writing sessions
Members Event

Booth Hall Before the Hospital
Monday 18th September
2.00-4.00pm
NHS Retirement Fellowship (South Manchester Branch)
I'm giving a local history talk on the history of Booth Hall (the house, not the hospital) in Manchester
Members Event

Autumn Equinox Walk in the Woods
Friday 22nd September
5.30–6.30pm
Friends of Bailey's Wood
I'll be leading a sociable walk in the woods to enjoy the changing seasons
Booking Link

Park Write - History Writing
Saturday 30th September
2.00-5.00pm
Friends of Crumpsall Park
I'm hosting a history-themed creative writing workshop in Crumpsall Park, using the park as inspiration for creativity
Booking Link

Interested in booking me for an event? Click here to find out more.

Wednesday, 23 August 2023

Autumn Equinox Stories Wanted for Hannah's Bookshelf on North Manchester FM


Submit your seasonal flash fiction to be played on Hannah’s Bookshelf this September!


Can you tell a seasonal story in just 3 minutes? Want to have your work played on the radio? This month, I’m looking for seasonal (autumn, harvest) flash fiction from around the world for inclusion on Hannah’s Bookshelf, the weekly literature show on North Manchester FM.

On Saturday 23rd September, I'll be hosting the first Hannah's Bookshelf Autumn Equinox Special, and as part of my seasonal special, I’ll be playing a selection of my favourite 3-minute stories on the show (broadcast on FM and on digital). Want to be part of it? Submit a recording via my website of your seasonally inflected story (maximum 3 minutes) by midnight on Monday 11th September.

All genres welcome – be they cosy, romantic, scary or sad. The only rules are that stories must be your own original work, have some connection to the season, and be in English (the language of the broadcast). And please ease off the swears – stories have to be radio friendly! All you need is a microphone and a story – the details of how to submit are on my website.

If you aren't able to submit via a recording and would like another method of taking part, please message via my website for more information.

Please share this call with anyone who you think might be interested – I'd like to cast the net as wide as possible. My favourite seasonal stories will be broadcast on the Hannah’s Bookshelf Autumn Equinox Special at 2pm on Saturday 23rd September, on digital radio and 106.6FM.

Tuesday, 1 August 2023

Lammas: Day 7


It's the big day! The finale of our Lammas celebrations for this year, and one last chance to do the season proud...

Breadmas Calendar Day 7



And behind Bread Wrapper No. 7 today... it's a Sourdough Roll (from Asda)!

Courgette Bread




I used the courgettes from our Groobarbs box and some stone-milled white flour from Walk Mill in a Courgette and Cheese Bread (one loaf green, one loaf yellow). The bake was rubbish because I used way too many courgettes, but the taste was really moreish.

Lammas Dinner




Rob made us the traditional Lammas Dinner of Lammas Surprise, followed by Cherry Crumble (made with stone-milled malted flour from Walk Mill).

Lammas Gifts



We ended our Lammas festivities tonight by exchanging the traditional cards and gifts. Once again, we're saving these whiskies for our seasonal tasting set at Christmas.

Children of the Corn



And finally, we celebrated tonight with the traditional seasonal film... Children of the Corn.

And so the wheel of the year turns. We'll be celebrating again at the Autumn Equinox.

Lammas: Day 6


It's Lammas Eve! Unfortunately, we were both at work all day (and night-time too, for Rob) so we didn't have any festivities planned. Ah well, there's always the Breadmas Calendar!

Breadmas Calendar Day 6



Behind Bread Wrapper No. 6 today... Mini Loaves (from Bury Market)!

Lammas: Day 5


Another day of celebrating Lammas for us, and we had a nice little afternoon out planned.

Breadmas Calendar Day 5



Behind Bread Wrapper No. 5 today... it's a Kaiser (from Morrisons)!

Walk Mill





We had a very special Lammas treat today... we actually saw some wheat! We went to Walk Mill in Cheshire today to see a waterwheel and traditionally stone-milled flour.

My Year in Books 2023: July

Time for my July post about what I've been reading for fun recently. It's been a busy old time, but there are still four books on this month's list, so that's not too bad!

In case you're curious, here are my posts from the rest of the year so far: January, February, March, April, May, June

And here are the books I read in July...

The Twyford Code by Janice Hallett (2022)


I’ve been saving this one for a treat, as I read Hallett’s novel The Appeal last year and absolutely loved it. I deliberately didn’t read anything about The Twyford Code beforehand, as a lot of the fun of The Appeal was going into it without any expectations, and I was hoping that would be the case with Hallett’s next novel. Like The Appeal, The Twyford Code uses an unconventional but very engaging storytelling technique. Here, the narration is presented to the reader as a series of transcripts of audio recordings made by a man named Steven Smith who has recently been released from prison. Steven recalls an incident – a mystery, really – that happened when he was at school, and his recordings narrate his determined quest to solve the puzzle. The mystery revolves around the eponymous code – a puzzle allegedly buried in the books of children’s author Edith Twyford. While Twyford’s work has fallen out of favour for its outdated views and style (and the comparison with Enid Blyton isn’t subtle), some people believe that her books contain coded messages that, if deciphered, will lead to… well… that depends on who you’re listening to. Steven has realized that what happened in his childhood has a connection to the Twyford Code, and so his audio recordings describe his attempt to solve the puzzle. I’m being very circumspect, because there’s a lot more going on here than you might think. And it’s wonderful, so I don’t want to spoil it in any way!

Bournville by Jonathan Coe (2022)


The blurb for Bournville intrigued me, as it promised a sweeping look at Britain in the second half of the twentieth century and into the twenty-first, but through the prism of a single family in a single location. The setting is the model village of Bournville, which sits on the edge of Birmingham and was created by the Cadbury family to house workers at their chocolate factory. Because I didn’t know much about the book before I started reading it, I wasn’t quite prepared for the format the story takes – though I very much enjoyed the format! The story follows the family of Mary, who we first meet in a prologue set in 2020, as a grandmother who communicates with her family via Skype at the outbreak of the COVID lockdown. We then go back to 1945 to see Mary as a child at VE day, before dipping in and out of Mary’s life over the ensuing decades, dropping in on her family at key moments (e.g. the coronation of Queen Elizabeth II, the 1966 World Cup). Mary isn’t the protagonist as such, as we see very little from her perspective. Instead, we see snippets of the lives of her nearest and dearest, and the effects of social change (both big and small) on them. What I loved about the book is the ordinariness of the lives depicted. There are no huge twists here, but rather a poignant presentation of the beauty and significance in even the ‘smallest’ of lives.

The Brighton Mermaid by Dorothy Koomson (2018)


This is the first book by Dorothy Koomson that I’ve read, but it won’t be the last. I loved the way this book was written, and the narrative style was absolutely to my taste. However, it was the premise that grabbed me in the first instance, as I have a real soft spot for cold case stories. The cold case in The Brighton Mermaid dates to 1993, when two friends, Nell and Jude, discover the body of a young woman on Brighton beach. There are chapters set in the 1990s, which cover the immediate aftermath of the discovery, but also the disappearance of Jude shortly afterwards. We then switch to the present day (sort of) to see Nell as she approaches the twenty-fifth anniversary of the two incidents, obsessed with finally solving the two mysteries. I say ‘sort of’, because there are also some chapters set at other points in the intervening years, so you do need to pay attention to the date at the beginning of the chapter to follow the sequence of events. I’ll admit that there were elements of the solution that stretched credulity, but that really doesn’t matter here, as this is such a well-written book with such a compelling central character (and some intriguing secondary characters) that I could accept a few larger-than-life villains who are quite easy to spot. The narration of The Brighton Mermaid is fragmented by design, but there’s still a real sense of pace and momentum to the storytelling. Highly recommended.

The Sanctuary by Emma Haughton (2022)


Next up was another library book. I chose this one because it promised a locked room mystery in an unusual location. The blurb said that the story was about Zoey, a young woman who wakes up after a night of partying in New York to find herself in an unknown location, an isolated white building in the middle of a desert. The building seems to be completely deserted… and then the screaming starts. I have to be honest and say that this was a bit misleading. While all of that does happen, it’s in the first chapter, and by Chapter 2 all of these mysteries have been cleared up. Zoey isn’t in a deserted building, but in a rehab centre (admittedly it is in the middle of the desert). The mystery isn’t really the screaming, but rather it’s the reason why Zoey has ended up at an elite and expensive facility with no memory of the journey. There is a murder part way through the story, but this is just one part of the ‘what the hell is going on?’ storyline, rather than the only focus. This isn’t to say I didn’t enjoy The Sanctuary, just more that I was a little disappointed that it wasn’t actually a locked room mystery (an isolated location isn’t the same as a locked room). The story’s well-written, and I enjoyed the character of Zoey, who’s deliberately unlikeable but also strangely sympathetic, but it’s more of a thriller than a mystery in the end.

Monday, 31 July 2023

Lammas: Day 4


It's the fourth day of our Lammas festivities. And I had a couple of nice things planned for today (and only a little bit bread-based!).

Breadmas Calendar Day 4



Behind Bread Wrapper No. 4 today... it's a Pretzel (from Morrison's)!

Bailey’s Wood Litter-Pick




We were out in the Lammas-y woods this morning for the Friends of Bailey's Wood litter-pick. And the rain (almost) held off too!

Hannah’s Bookshelf Lammas Special





I had a blast hosting the first ever Hannah's Bookshelf Lammas Special on North Manchester FM this afternoon, including some amazing seasonal short stories. I can't believe how fast the time went!

Lammas Candle




We lit our Lammas / Lughnasadh candle from Chalice Creations tonight. Lavender, patchouli and lemon to usher in the grain harvest.

Events in August 2023


Virtual Writing Retreat
Sunday 20th August
10.30–5.00pm
Hannah's Bookshelf
I'm hosting a online writing retreat for creative writers with writing exercises and structured writing sessions
Members Event

Park Write - Place Writing
Saturday 26th August
2.00-5.00pm
Friends of Crumpsall Park
I'm hosting a place-themed creative writing workshop in Crumpsall Park, using the park as inspiration for creativity
Booking Link

Interested in booking me for an event? Click here to find out more.